Brace Yourself: The Most Outrageous Things Patients Have Said During Treatment

Welcome to the wild world of dentistry. Here, patients say the craziest things while in the dental chair. Dentists use humor to make the experience better. Here are some of the most outrageous things patients have said during treatment.

1. The Anesthesia Philosophy Major

During a root canal, a patient asked, “Doc, if you can’t feel your face, are you really still human?” I dropped my suction tool while thinking about this. Dentistry can lead to deep questions.

2. The Conspiracy Theorist

A patient whispered, “Dentists are controlling our taste buds for the government.” I joked, “Can I vote on the next toothpaste flavor?”

3. The Future Inventor

“I have a million-dollar idea,” a patient said. “A toothbrush that sings to make brushing fun.” I was both scared and excited by this idea.

4. The Reality Show Contestant

A patient shouted, “This will make great TikTok content!” I imagined the hashtag #Toothless Toothland. It could be a hit!

5. The Doctor’s New Best Friend

After explaining a crown, a patient asked to call me “Your Majesty.” I said, “Only if you bow when you enter.” It’s my new favorite title.

6. The Budget Analyst

A patient said, “Spending this on teeth could buy a car!” I joked, “But this car won’t give you a smile.” It’s all about priorities.

7. The Time Traveler

A patient wondered if they were in the future. I said, “If I see flying dentists, I’m out!”

8. The Renaissance Thinker

A patient asked about brushing teeth with unicorn tears. I said, “Only if unicorns have good dental plans.”

Conclusion: Laughter is the Best Medicine

Dentistry is about smiles and laughter, not just teeth. These stories show the unique perspectives of everyone in the dental chair. So, enjoy the humor next time you're in the chair. It might just brighten your day.